Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The 15 thoughts a boy carries in his head as he grows up...

A guys thoughts up to the age of 10 pretty much revolves around -

- How much more time do I have to play?
- Boy, I hope those girls don't ask to play with us EUCCCHHHH!
- Where is mom and dad? I lost them here in the Mall..MOMMMMMMYYYYY!
- Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Nintendo, Sony, XBox
(not necessarily in that order).
- C'mon Mom, I don't need a babysitter, I don't care if her name is Suzy...
(wow - she is only 13 years old...I guess it's ok)

(Feel Free to add Comments and I will Post em)

His thoughts from 10 - 12


- How much more time do I have to play?
- Crud - (its bent again and I can't straighten it out, everyone is watching)
- Man, she is really really cute...I LOVE my teacher Miss Jenson
- Boy - I hope those girls notice us playing...
- Man...I hope I can lose Mom and Dad here in the Mall
- Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Nintendo, Sony, XBox
(not necessarily in that order)
- Crud - (its bent again and I can't straighten it out, everyone is still watching)
- Mom..why can't Suzy keep babysitting me? I am only 11...
I still need an older person here (oh no not Old Mrs. Ellison)

His thoughts from 13 -15


- How much more time do I have to play?
- Man..she's hot...man..she's hot also...man..that picture is really hot...
- Ugh...I hate waking in the morning....
- Man...I love the Mall without my parents....
- Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Nintendo, Sony, XBox
(not necessarily in that order)
- Man..she's hot...man..she's hot also...man..that picture is really hot...
- I wonder if I will see Suzy today? (she is soooo hot)
- I HATE my parents...my brother is an ASS....
- I Hate School (rather the classes)
- Gotta keep the door locked...sh*t..My Space has the HOTTEST babes...
- John just showed me how to get around the parent filters...DL the songs and porn..oh yea


What his thoughts are from 16 - 17


- How much more time do I have till I gotta be home?
- Finally I am a Junior...this is sooo cool
- Man..she's hot...man..she's hot also...man..that picture is really hot...
- Ugh...I hate waking in the morning....
- I love working at the Mall
- Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Nintendo, Sony, XBox
(not necessarily in that order)
- Man..she's hot...man..she's hot also...man..that picture is really hot...
- I wonder if I will see Suzy today? (Maybe I can sneak into her room later tonight)
- I HATE my parents...my brother is an ASS....
- I Hate School (rather the classes), but it's cool I am a Junior
- Gotta keep the door locked..sh*t..My Space has the HOTTEST babes..especially Sheila Tequila
- I LOVE my iPod ( man can't let my parents find out about the DL's)
- Man...why did she break up? Aw well...time to get loaded

---- YA..I am a MAN..I graduate tomorrow..(it's cool that i have to take the summer classes)

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